About Me

-I grew up in Oregon in a small town called Sherwood.


-I played any sport I could get my hands and feet on. Soccer, basketball, softball, track, and even cheerleading(yeah I am not sure if that is a sport).

-I have cancer. I was diagnosed in April 2011 with stage 3 melanoma in my leg and lymph nodes.


-I can't take a picture without a huge cheesy smile.


-I am left-handed, and my left hand thumb is fused which means it is practically non-plausible. Yup I am now part ape and possibly the missing link. 


-I make up words all the time. See above. Is non-plausible a word?


-I hate onions, like a really really really lot. I will pick them out of any dish no matter where I am. I love “lays sour cream and onion” chips, I am odd.


-I technically met my husband and love of my life on the internet, before it was cool.


-I used to be scared of clowns but have successfully worked through it.


-I have had more then 3 concussions. I am kind of accident prone. If there is a way to get hurt doing something, then I will do it.


-I collected clowns when I was little because I was afraid of them.


-My first car was a ’69 Chevy ¾ ton pickup truck. I drove it into a tree the first week I got it, because I was attacked by a bee. That truck didn’t even flinch, but the beautiful chrome bumper didn’t make it.


-I do everything heads on and give 125%. I love life and will try everything once.


-I am allergic to bees, see above.


-I have broken a lot of bones and had too many surgeries to count. I even take RA medication and one day will receive a full knee replacement. 


-I have eaten a whole can of Spam (including the gel around the edges) because of some lame-o youth game. I am sure we won because of my awesome performance.


-I can quote most lines from “Son in Law”, “The Goonies”, “The Princess Bride”, most Disney cartoons, and “Steel Magnolias”


-I am a champion leg wrestler. Doubt me? I will take you on and win, even with the knees from above.


-I have surfed, rock climbed, snow boarded, snorkeled, water skied, scuba dived, white water rafted and will try any other extreme sport.


-When I was little I wanted to be a cartoonist for Disney and practiced all the time. I still love to draw, but never do it.


-My legs and arms are mutant long and I have trouble finding clothing that fits correctly. I have to buy men long sleeve shirts or wear women long sleeves like quarter sleeves. Don’t get me started with pants, “tall” is never tall enough for me. I frequently buy the bigger size to get the longer length.


-I have lived in 6 states, 5 being in the south and 1 in the north. And yet if you ask me I will say that I am a northerner through and through. 


-I stick my foot in my mouth more than I want to and try to work on not doing it. 


-I fell all the way down the “famous” DC capital steps when I was in HS. See above.


-If I wear any sort of heals I am taller than Adam. See above.


-I have “almost” died many times. My near life death experiences are much cooler than almost car wrecks too. Ask me sometime, they are great stories.


-I am secretly competing with myself to see how quickly I can give birth. My record is 2 hours with only 2 and ½ minutes of “actual” pushing. (Not sure if beating that record would be wise)


-I can’t brush me teeth without getting toothpaste all over my mouth and I can’t blow my nose quietly. I have tried to brush and blow my nose politely but it’s impossible.
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